Rainy days don’t have to be dreary! When dark clouds roll in and outdoor fun is put on hold, there’s no better way to lighten the mood than with a splash of laughter. At The Kids Point, we believe in turning even the stormiest days into an opportunity for play, learning, and joy. That’s why we’ve gathered a giggle-worthy collection of the best jokes about rain—perfect for kids of all ages.
From drizzly puns to stormy one-liners and even thunderously funny knock-knock jokes, this rainy-day humor guide will help keep little ones laughing no matter the forecast. Let’s dive into this puddle of fun!
Why Rain Jokes Are Great for Kids
Rain jokes are not just funny—they’re safe, wholesome, and perfect for brightening a gray day. Here’s why they’re such a hit with young audiences:
- Imaginative Humor: Kids love visualizing silly scenarios, like a bear in a raincoat or cows sharing umbrellas.
- Easy Wordplay: Rain jokes are filled with fun puns and simple play on words that help build language skills.
- Relatable Themes: Everyone experiences rain, making these jokes universally enjoyable.
- Encouraging Positive Moods: When plans are canceled due to weather, laughter becomes a great alternative.
- Great for Sharing: Whether it’s telling jokes at home, school, or a party, rain jokes are social and sharable.
Classic Rain-Themed Jokes That Never Get Old
Start your comedy shower with these timeless jokes kids will love telling over and over again.
1. What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella!
2. Why shouldn’t you fight with a rain cloud?
It’ll storm out on you.
3. What’s the wettest animal in the Arctic?
A rain-deer!
4. Why did the raindrop go to school?
Because it wanted to be a little brighter.
5. What’s a tornado’s favorite game?
Twister.
6. Why did the umbrella go to the doctor?
It was feeling under the weather.
7. Why does the rain always go to school?
So it can improve its precipitation.
8. What did the lightning bolt say to the cloud?
You crack me up!
9. What do you call a grizzly in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
10. Why did the cloud break up with the sun?
Because it found someone cooler.
Rain Puns That Will Have Kids Rolling With Laughter
Puns are a fun way to introduce children to wordplay. Here are some drippy delights for their rainy-day vocabulary.
11. I’m “umbrella-vated” to make the best of this stormy day.
12. You’re the rainbow to my rainy mood.
13. Storms really “lighten” the mood, don’t they?
14. Don’t worry—I’ve got precipi-tude!
15. I mist you when the rain stopped.
16. Rainy days give me the blues… and purples and reds—hello, rainbow!
17. It’s not just raining cats and dogs—it’s raining jokes too!
18. A foggy day is just a cloud that lost its way.
19. I tried catching fog once… I mist.
20. Some people feel the rain, others just get wet. I make jokes about it.
Funny Knock-Knock Rain Jokes for Kids
What’s better than a knock-knock joke? A knock-knock joke about rain! Kids love their simple rhythm and punchy punchlines.
21. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Rain.
Rain who?
Rain check—let’s laugh again tomorrow!
22. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Storm.
Storm who?
Storm’s coming—get your boots!
23. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Drip.
Drip who?
Drip your umbrella, it’s wet inside!
24. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
August.
August who?
A gust of wind blew my umbrella away!
25. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in—it’s pouring out here!
Weather One-Liners That Will Make a Splash
Kids love quick, punchy lines that are easy to remember. Here are some weather-themed zingers they’ll love repeating:
26. My umbrella and I are on the outs—we just had a falling out.
27. The storm and I had a lightning connection.
28. I asked the cloud if it had any jokes—it said “I mist my chance.”
29. That rainbow really bowled me over.
30. The weatherman told a joke—but it didn’t land. It just mist.
Rainy Day Riddles for Brainy Fun
Add a twist of challenge to the laughter with these rain-themed riddles!
31. I fall but never rise, I can’t be held, yet I fill skies. What am I?
Rain.
32. I can’t be seen, but I make your clothes damp. What am I?
Mist.
33. What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel!
34. The more I pour, the less you see. What am I?
Rainfall.
35. You see me after rain but never before it. What am I?
A rainbow!
Giggles from Around the Globe: International Rain Humor
Want to turn your humor into a geography lesson? Here are some rainy jokes with a global twist:
36. Why is Britain always rainy?
Because the queen has reigned for years!
37. How do you know it’s raining in Sweden?
Check if your Ikea couch is soaked.
38. What do you call a rainy festival in Japan?
A sushi downpour!
39. What did the French cloud say after crying?
C’est la pluie!
40. What kind of rain falls in Mexico?
Taco storms!
Rainy-Day Story Time with a Funny Twist
Here’s a short story kids will love—and laugh at:
One day, a little cloud named Puffy wanted to be helpful. So, it gathered all the moisture it could and rained down on a garden. The flowers cheered! But Puffy got carried away and rained so hard that the garden turned into a swamp.
The flowers said, “Thanks, but we’re drowning!”
Puffy replied, “Sorry, I guess I was just feeling shower-y!”
Moral of the story? Even clouds need to find balance—just like our jokes!
Activities to Match the Laughs
Pair these jokes with fun rainy-day activities to keep the giggles going:
Make a Rain Joke Jar: Write down all your favorite rain jokes on slips of paper and put them in a jar. Pick one every time someone says “It’s raining!”
Create a Joke Umbrella: Decorate a real or paper umbrella with stickers, raindrops, and your favorite puns.
Laugh and Splash Challenge: Each time someone laughs at a joke, they get to jump in a puddle or splash water from a bucket (outdoor fun only!).
Rainy Puppet Show: Make simple sock puppets of clouds, raindrops, and lightning bolts. Act out your favorite weather jokes as a family.
Funny Forecast Game: Pretend to be a weather reporter who only delivers silly forecasts like “100% chance of bad puns” or “watch out for a drizzle of jokes.”
A Rainy Joke for Every Mood
Whether your child is feeling bored, sad, or simply stir-crazy on a wet day, a well-timed joke can do wonders. Here’s a handy list of moods and matching jokes:
- Feeling sleepy?
“I was going to sleep, but the rain kept drumming on the roof. I guess it was a percussion problem!” - Feeling excited?
“Don’t get too puddle-jumpy!” - Feeling gloomy?
“Don’t worry—the sun will come out… eventually. Until then, enjoy the liquid sunshine!” - Feeling silly?
“Let’s make it rain laughter!” - Feeling curious?
“Where do raindrops go when they get bored? The precipi-station!”
How to Encourage Kids to Make Their Own Jokes
Want to nurture your child’s inner comedian? Help them write their own rainy jokes using this formula:
Step 1: Pick a weather word. (Rain, thunder, umbrella, lightning)
Step 2: Choose something it sounds like or reminds you of.
Step 3: Add a surprise twist!
Example:
Word: Lightning
Sounds like: Frightening
Joke: Why was the sky so frightening? Because it saw lightning!
Rainy weather doesn’t have to mean a day stuck inside with nothing to do. With the right jokes and a playful attitude, you can turn downpours into laughter showers. At The Kids Point, we love creating joyful experiences for children and families—rain or shine. Whether your little one is telling knock-knock jokes or creating their own weather-themed puns, we hope this article brings a rainbow of giggles into your day.