When storm clouds roll in and the skies open up, kids might feel stuck inside with little to do. But don’t let the weather dampen their spirits! A great way to brighten a gloomy day is with laughter—and what better way to do that than with a collection of silly, giggle-worthy jokes? At The Kids Point, we believe that humor can turn any rainy day into a fun and memorable experience for children. That’s why we’ve gathered some of the most hilarious rainy day jokes that are perfect for keeping kids entertained, cheerful, and engaged—no matter what the forecast says.
In this article, you’ll find jokes across a variety of themes—weather puns, animal antics, silly riddles, and even some knock-knock classics—all designed to spark joy and laughter in children of all ages. So grab your umbrellas, pour some hot cocoa, and get ready to laugh through the rain!
Why Jokes Are Great for Rainy Days
Before diving into the joke collection, let’s talk about why humor is a perfect rainy-day activity for kids:
- Lifts Spirits: Gloomy weather can sometimes affect moods, especially in kids. Laughter is a natural mood booster!
- Encourages Creativity: Joke-telling promotes imaginative thinking and storytelling.
- Supports Social Skills: Sharing jokes helps kids connect with siblings, parents, and friends.
- Breaks Boredom: Jokes are a simple, screen-free way to have fun indoors.
With that in mind, let’s move on to the good stuff—hilarious rainy-day jokes that will have your little ones rolling with laughter!
Rain-Themed Jokes
Let’s start with jokes that go hand-in-hand with stormy skies, umbrellas, puddles, and everything rainy!
Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
A: Fowl weather!
Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite type of rain?
A: Boo-showers!
Q: What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
A: Thunderwear!
Q: Why did the raindrop keep falling in love?
A: Because it was a little misty-eyed!
Q: What did one puddle say to the other?
A: “You crack me up!”
Q: Why was the lightning always in trouble?
A: It had a shocking personality!
Q: How does the rain tie its shoes?
A: With rainbow laces!
Puddle Puns and Umbrella Giggles
Puddles and umbrellas are a big part of rainy days. These jokes are perfect for splashing around with laughter.
Q: What did the big puddle say to the little puddle?
A: “You’re too shallow!”
Q: Why do frogs love rainy days?
A: Because they get to play leap-puddle!
Q: Why did the umbrella get promoted?
A: Because it was always covering for others!
Q: What’s the most musical part of a rainy day?
A: The drumroll of thunder!
Q: What did the umbrella say to the hat?
A: “You go on ahead, I’ve got this covered!”
Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder outside in the rain?
A: He wanted to climb up the weather!
Knock-Knock Jokes for Rainy Days
Knock-knock jokes are a kid favorite—and rainy days are the perfect time for some silly door-answering humor!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing out in the rain without your boots?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Storm.
Storm who?
Storm coming, better close the window!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Drizzle.
Drizzle who?
Drizzle the funniest joke I’ve ever heard!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rain.
Rain who?
Rain or shine, I’m here to make you laugh!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lightning.
Lightning who?
Lightning up! It’s just a little rain!
Silly Animal Jokes for a Rainy Day
Animals are often caught in the rain too—and when they are, things can get hilariously punny!
Q: Why did the cat sit on the computer during the storm?
A: It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
Q: What do sheep do when it rains?
A: They wool around in the puddles!
Q: What’s a snail’s favorite weather?
A: Ssss-sprinkle showers!
Q: Why don’t ducks like rain?
A: Because it messes up their down feathers!
Q: How do bees stay dry in the rain?
A: They use honeycombs!
Q: What did the cow say during the thunderstorm?
A: “I’m not amoosed!”
Weather Wordplay: Puns That Pour Laughter
Get ready for a flood of funny weather puns that are perfect for older kids who enjoy clever wordplay.
Q: What did the tornado say to the sports car?
A: “Wanna go for a spin?”
Q: Why did the weatherman bring a bar of soap?
A: He was predicting showers!
Q: Why didn’t the sun go to college?
A: Because it already had a million degrees!
Q: What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A: A rain of terror!
Q: What do you call a rainy day on a trampoline?
A: A wet bounce!
Jokes with a Splash of Science
These rainy jokes are infused with fun weather science facts—perfect for curious young minds!
Q: Why is thunder so loud?
A: Because it never learned to use its inside voice!
Q: What makes clouds so fluffy?
A: Cotton candy, of course! (Just kidding—it’s condensed water vapor!)
Q: Why do clouds never get lost?
A: Because they always follow the wind!
Q: How do you know if a cloud is in a good mood?
A: It’s on cloud nine!
Q: Why don’t weather balloons ever get tired?
A: Because they’re full of hot air!
Indoor Rainy Day Joke Games
Make these jokes part of an engaging activity with these fun ways to use them:
Joke Jar
Write each joke on a slip of paper and place them in a jar. Let kids pick jokes throughout the day.
Joke Skits
Have kids act out a few of the jokes as a mini comedy show for the family.
Guess the Punchline
Tell the first part of a joke and let others try to guess the punchline—fun for family game night!
Joke Drawing Challenge
Read a joke and have kids draw a silly cartoon based on the punchline.
Jokes for Little Ones (Preschoolers)
Even the tiniest gigglers need some fun. These are easy, safe, and super cute for young kids:
Q: What falls but never gets hurt?
A: The rain!
Q: What do you get when it rains candy?
A: A sweet storm!
Q: Why did the rain go to school?
A: To improve its drip!
Q: What’s a raindrop’s favorite game?
A: Drip, drip, splash!
Q: What did the mud puddle say to the boots?
A: “Let’s stick together!”
Tips for Encouraging Kids to Create Their Own Jokes
Help your kids become little comedians by encouraging them to write or invent their own rainy day jokes! Here are a few tips:
- Start with a topic: Clouds, puddles, umbrellas, frogs.
- Think of rhymes or puns: What rhymes with “rain”? What does “storm” sound like?
- Use joke templates:
- “Why did the ___ ___?”
- “What do you call a ___ that ___?”
- “Why did the ___ ___?”
Make it a fun writing or drawing activity. You might be surprised by their creativity!
Printable Joke Sheets and Coloring Pages
To add even more fun to the rainy-day mix, consider creating printable joke pages. Combine a few jokes with themed coloring pages (umbrellas, frogs, clouds, etc.) for kids to enjoy offline.
You can organize them by age group or themes (weather, animals, knock-knock, etc.) and make it a go-to activity binder for wet days.
Rainy days don’t have to mean boredom or screen time overload. With these hilarious jokes, your kids can splash into fun and keep their spirits high, no matter how stormy it gets outside. From clever puns to silly knock-knock jokes and animal antics, laughter really is the best indoor activity.
At The Kids Point, we’re always looking for creative and joyful ways to help kids make the most of every moment—rain or shine. Whether they’re giggling with friends or sharing a joke with family, we hope this collection brings smiles and sunshine to your rainy day routine.