If your child can’t get enough of slap shots, Zambonis, and penalty boxes—or if they just love a good laugh—you’re in the right place! At The Kids Point, we believe that learning and laughing go hand-in-hand, and sports jokes are a fantastic way to bring giggles to game day. Whether your child plays hockey, watches it on TV, or simply enjoys silly jokes, this collection of hockey-themed humor is guaranteed to score big laughs.
These hockey jokes are clean, family-friendly, and perfect for kids of all ages. They’re ideal for lunchbox notes, birthday party laughs, classroom chuckles, or just bonding with your little sports fans.
Let’s lace up those skates and glide into the funniest hockey jokes around!
Why Hockey Jokes Are Great for Kids
Hockey jokes aren’t just funny—they’re also a great way to engage kids in learning. Here’s why:
- Wordplay builds language skills: Many hockey jokes rely on puns and double meanings, which help children understand how language works.
- Helps reduce stress: Laughter boosts mood and eases anxiety, especially before or after a big game.
- Encourages social bonding: Kids love to share jokes with their friends and teammates. It builds camaraderie and boosts confidence.
So get ready to pass these jokes around the ice rink—or the dinner table!
Funny Hockey Jokes for Young Players
Let’s start with some light and simple jokes for younger kids who are just learning to skate—on ice or through life!
Q: Why did the hockey player bring string to the game?
A: So he could tie the score!
Q: What’s a hockey player’s favorite type of candy?
A: Slap-sticks!
Q: Why did the hockey player sit in the penalty box during lunch?
A: He got caught icing the cake!
Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite hockey position?
A: Ghoulie!
Q: What do you call a hockey player who never scores?
A: A puck-less wonder!
Q: Why was the hockey rink so hot?
A: All the fans left!
Ice-Cool Jokes for Ages 8–10
Older kids who love strategy and speed on the ice will appreciate these clever one-liners and puns.
Q: Why are hockey players great at parties?
A: Because they know how to break the ice!
Q: Why don’t hockey players ever get lost?
A: Because they always follow the puck!
Q: What do you call a team of musical hockey players?
A: The Slapshot Symphony!
Q: Why did the hockey coach go to the bank?
A: To get his quarter back!
Q: How do you know a hockey player is on vacation?
A: He’s sitting in the penalty box… at the beach!
Q: Why did the Zamboni driver fail the math test?
A: He kept going in circles!
Jokes for Hockey Superfans
Have a tween or teen who lives and breathes hockey stats? These jokes are a little more nuanced for the bigger fans in the house.
Q: What’s the difference between a hockey team and a tea bag?
A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer!
Q: Why did the hockey team go to art school?
A: To learn how to draw penalties!
Q: What’s the best job for a retired hockey player?
A: An ice sculptor!
Q: How do you fix a broken hockey stick?
A: With puck tape!
Q: Why was the hockey player an excellent musician?
A: Because he had perfect puck-itch!
Q: Why don’t hockey teams use the internet?
A: They can’t stop checking!
Goalie Jokes to Block the Blues
Goalies are the backbone of any hockey team—and a favorite target for joke lovers!
Q: Why did the goalie get kicked out of school?
A: He was caught passing notes—into the net!
Q: What do goalies eat for breakfast?
A: Shutout cereal!
Q: How does a goalie stay cool during a hot game?
A: He chills in the crease!
Q: What did the goalie say when he missed the puck?
A: “That’s five-hole unfortunate!”
Slapshot Jokes to Bring Down the House
These high-energy jokes are all about big hits—without the bruises.
Q: Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
A: It had too many issues with being slapped around!
Q: What did the hockey player say to the vending machine?
A: “Give me my puck and no one gets hurt!”
Q: How do hockey players stay in shape off-season?
A: Slap-jogging!
Cool Jokes About Ice and Rinks
What would hockey be without the frozen arena? These jokes skate into icy territory.
Q: What’s the coldest sport?
A: Ice hockey, of course!
Q: What’s a hockey player’s favorite winter activity (besides hockey)?
A: Snow puck fights!
Q: Why did the ice rink file a police report?
A: It got robbed by the stick-up line!
Hockey Jokes for Classrooms
Want to share a little sports humor during school time? These classroom-friendly jokes make hockey a hit in homeroom too!
Q: Why did the hockey player bring his skates to school?
A: He heard class would be on thin ice!
Q: How do you know a student is also a hockey player?
A: He brings a helmet instead of a backpack!
Q: Why was the hockey puck always late to school?
A: It kept getting stuck in the net!
Silly Hockey Knock-Knock Jokes
Every good joke list needs a knock-knock section. These icy puns are short, sharp, and super funny!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice.
Ice who?
Ice to meet you! Now let’s play some hockey!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Stanley.
Stanley who?
Stanley Cup, here I come!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Goal.
Goal who?
Goal get your skates, the game’s on!
How to Use These Jokes with Kids
These jokes aren’t just for a quick laugh. You can use them in creative ways with children:
- Lunchbox Notes: Add a new joke to their lunch each day.
- Birthday Cards: Include a hockey pun to personalize birthday wishes.
- Icebreaker Games: Perfect for youth hockey team meetings or sports camps.
- Writing Prompts: Challenge kids to write their own hockey jokes using puns.
You might even inspire your little one to start their own “joke journal” or comic strip!
Fun Hockey-Themed Activities for Extra Giggles
If your kids love these jokes, here are a few activities to keep the hockey humor going:
- DIY Joke Book: Let kids create a “Hockey Joke Playbook” with illustrations.
- Joke Jar: Write jokes on slips of paper and pull one out each morning.
- Comedy Face-Off: Have a family contest to see who can tell the best hockey joke.
- Joke Puppet Show: Let kids use puppets to act out goalie gags and puck puns.
Humor boosts memory and creativity—so you’re building skills along with smiles.
Wrapping It Up with a Hat Trick of Laughter
We hope you had a blast skating through this collection of hockey jokes for kids. From goalies to slap shots to icy puns, these jokes are perfect for sporty children and joke-lovers alike. Whether you’re sharing laughs in the locker room, classroom, or around the dinner table, remember—humor is a great way to connect with kids and encourage their creativity.
At The Kids Point, we’re proud to bring you fun and educational content that inspires smiles and supports learning. Be sure to check out our other collections of jokes, crafts, and activities made just for curious kids and the families who love them.
So the next time someone says “ice to meet you,” you’ll know exactly how to respond—with a laugh and maybe a slapshot joke or two.